The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!