The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to see the present.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to eat food

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power of Acid Tears

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!