the power to die on command

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to read

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!