the power to have no one read this post

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power spite flower

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to break your bones on command.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!