the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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Have sex but not feel it

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to ?-1.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!