The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to read

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!