The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!