The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power spite flower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!