The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!