the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to use windows 10.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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KeemStar

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!