The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to die....

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to state the obvious.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!