The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to bleed

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!