the power to talk to fish but not people

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to get thumbs down.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the power to win the crying game

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!