the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to not have any power.

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The power to do your homework.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!