The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

The power to be quite good at checkers.

The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

The power to post the same shit twice.

the power to

The power to regret things you did in the past

The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

the power to fart terrible gas

the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

The power to eat soup with a fork

the power to change invisable when you blink

The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

The power to see through horses

the power to die tomorrow morning.

the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

the power to make music for deaf people

The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

Death at will

the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!