The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to nit propely

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!