The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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Balls.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!