The power to see in to the future of one second

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to summon unspendable money

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!