The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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KeemStar

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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the power to fly indoors

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to be really bad at math.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!