the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!