The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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the power to write comic books

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to be in AA.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!