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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The ability to police irony

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!