The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!