The power to not care.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to kill you self.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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I'm a giant di

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to poop standing up

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!