The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the ability to die on command

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!