The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to die

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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Power to freeze ice.

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to die instantly

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!