the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to get arrested

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!