- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make your nipples dissappear

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

the power to turn retarted

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

the ability to levitate

The power of attracting fired bullets

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to lower your own ego.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to see oxygen.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

Pointless Super Powers