The power to have a pointless power.

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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cry acid tears

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the ability to see through air

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power of being aquaman.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!