The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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Nothing

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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75% levitation

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!