the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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the power to eat bread

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to look TV

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!