The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to rotten food.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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the power to turn retarted

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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the ability to levitate

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!