- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to read your own mind

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

the power to jizz money

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power to even

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The power to get arrested

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

Pointless Super Powers