- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

the power to eat bread

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to look TV

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

the power to see through windows.;.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

Pointless Super Powers