The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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the power to fly in space

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!