- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The Superpower to sleep at night.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

the power to fail at everything you do

the power to eat cheese 24/7

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

the power to catch em' all

The power to die at will

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The ability to change the color of your poop

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

To never remember what the word if means

Pointless Super Powers