- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

The power to turn into a magikarp

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

the power to defecate while standing up...

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

the power to change people socks on command

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

Pointless Super Powers