- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

75% levitation

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to rotten food.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to extend your pinky toe

the power to get married

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

Pointless Super Powers