the power to time travel to the present

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to think of food

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!