- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

The power to change your eye color.

The power to fall without screaming.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to self destruct

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

Pointless Super Powers