- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to wish you had a power

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

Vanilla scented blood

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to no sweat in the cold.

the power to stop masturbating every day

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power to poop dogs without fur.

anything Aquaman does

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to not finish your....

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The Power to touch MC Hammer

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to wish you had a power

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

Pointless Super Powers