the power to time travel to the present

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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blindness

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!