The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to be born again

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to not have any power at all

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the power to get married

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to obey gravity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!