The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to be an idiot.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!