- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to rotten food.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power of learning

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to break a Nokia

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to be alone

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The ability to self destruct at will.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

Pointless Super Powers