the ability to solve paradoxes

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power of being negative all the time.

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the power to get married

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!