- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

the power to fire my lazer

power to permanently shrink one eye.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

Pointless Super Powers