The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to not have any power at all

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to be alone

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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open up pickles glass

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the power to become translucent

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!