The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to become powerless

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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the power to be forever alone

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!