The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to pee any color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!